Congenial Shoplifter--Nov. 21, 4:20 p.m. A 17-year old male suspect stole a tape from Rasputin Music. When he left the store, he set off the store alarm. When employees asked the suspect to return to the store, the suspect obeyed and returned the tape.
Artful Dodger--Nov. 20. An unknown suspect broke into a 1994 Dodge Intrepid parked on Moneta Way by forcing open the door lock and removing the rubber window molding. The suspect ransacked the car, but no lost items had been reported at press time.
Drunk-in-the-Box--Nov. 19, 11:51 p.m. Police observed a 26-year-old woman stumbling as she got into her car in front of a Jack-in-the-Box on South Bascom Avenue. After a short drive, she was stopped by police and questioned.
Freudian Slip--Nov. 18, 2:45 p.m. A 29-year old San Jose resident called Burns Security on West Hamilton Avenue and threatened to use a gun and shoot "Burns." However, when speaking to the police, the suspect, a former Burns employee, claimed to have said he was going to sue them, not shoot them. Police blamed a language barrier.
Sue Me, Roomie--Nov. 18. A 38-year-old man told police he believed his ex-roommate took cash from a video-cassette box and a drill when he moved out. When confronted, the former roomie denied knowledge of the money or the theft.
Thar She Blows--Nov. 17, 8:00 a.m. At Vasona Chevron gas station, on the corner of Winchester Boulevard and Hacienda Avenue, an employee was cleaning the gas station parking lot with a leaf blower when a unknown suspect grabbed him and screamed for him to stop.